Quotes from Bimmer's driving instructor

[fndrbndr]

"That's OK, son.  That's what the diapers are FOR."

I'll let this thread stay, jusy keep 'em coming, and keep 'em coming funny!  - bimmer

[bimmerlovere39]

You might want to explain the thread, Fndr.  It comes across as a little random if one hadn't heard the context 

[fndrbndr]

OK....Dirt suggested that we come up with a top 10-list style list of quotes overheard from Bimmer's driving instructor.  For those not following, Bimmer spent last week in Driver's Ed.  Road time is, from what I understand, forthcoming.

[DirtDriver]

# 9: "A Button? What A Button? Just turn the key!"

[fndrbndr]

Good one, Dirt.

[Detrick]

#8 - "Driving outside of the cones on I-80 won't get you penalty time but you will have to watch out for the construction workers....."

[gs shyner]

#7 -  "I know you've  never done it before but, see that lever on the left of the steering column, it's a turn signal, use it"
#7.5 - "What? No, the steering wheel does not detach when you leave the car."

[Spiny Anteater]

#6 - "No, you can't use the racing line on the highway"

[bimmerlovere39]

"OMIGAWDIMGONNADIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[DirtDriver]

#5 Whadaya mean "Chuck Norris Style"?!

DD

[fndrbndr]

#4:  "Whaddya mean you don't need reverse to parallel park?  And what's this 'Formula D,' you kids keep talking about, anyway?"

[DirtDriver]

#3: I don't care where the late apex is on that turn! Stay on this side of the yellow line!

DD

[DirtDriver]

#2: No, bimmer, the car with the flashing lights is not a pace car. That's why he is behind us!

DD

[Jonc30]

"You can't turn these assists off!" *Points at his extra steering wheel and pedals*

[fndrbndr]

"Yes, your time was great, but that's not the point..."