Jeremy: Good evening, and welcome to Top Gear! Tonight, we're on about tuners. Usually, tuner cars look something like this. At one point, this was a nice, practical, respectable Citroen. Note the carbon fibre, roughly three times the cost of the car, the silly chrome-dipped wheels, and the piece de resistance, an exhaust fashioned from an chrome garbage can.
Richard: Right. Still, there are some good ones. We've seen custom Minis, BMW's, Hondas, and even a few Fords come out of professional tuning houses much better than they went in. The formula is pretty predictable: add forced induction, a high-performance computer chip, and a few other goodies. This can turn a run of the mill car into something pretty special.
Jeremy: It can, but here at Top Gear, we're not about run of the mill cars. We're about the really brilliant ones. We've enlisted some track car garages to see what finds out when they start not with a Honda or Citroen, but with the most famous cars...IN THE WORLD...
(Cut to James on Test Track)
James: If you grew up when I did, you had one of two cars on your wall. You might have this, the Lotus Esprit. Ask a chap to draw you a supercar, and this is what he'll draw. Then again, you might my favorite, the Lamborghini Countach. It's as wildly impractical as any Lamborghini, but God help me, I love it. Anyway, there were a few rules for this challenge. First off, making a supercar into a race car is not exactly an epic feat. They were, after all, basically race cars in their time. No, these cars must stay on the street. No racing slicks, no yanking out bits of creature comfort. (DOT compound, Street WR only) These have to stay real cars. And now, off to the competitors...
The Challenge
Before starting, every participant should get together with an opponent and decide who is taking which car. I've started a thread to get the pairings together. Build out your car and tune it to your liking.
The Specs
PI 950
No racing slicks (any other compound is legal)
No Sport or Race WR (Street is legal)
The Track
Silverstone National (We don't have the TG test track, so we should at least use a British one)