The guys were out on the track, getting laps in. Fndr is just pulling in after setting a new PB.
Doc: How's it feel?
Fndr: There's more time in it.
Doc: Isn't there always? What should we do?
Fndr: Seems a little loose in the slow stuff.
Doc: We can mess with the springs in a minute. Might have to mess with that rear wing a little, too.
Fndr: I'd rather you didn't. The rear is nice and planted. I don't really have any understeer, even at speed.
Doc: Well, it looked pretty decent out there. How's turn-in?
Fndr: A little rough, since there's no front aero. Maybe get a thinner front roll bar?
Doc: That'll work.
And that's when things got interesting. A multi-colored Supra slid sideways into pit lane. A kid in a mesh tank top and a dog collar jumped out.
Tre: Yo! What you do to your ride, man?
Fndr: Just about to switch out the gears and take out the front sway bar. You running the GT 400?
Tre: Naw, dawg, I'm too high class for this. Your cars don't turn, bro.
Fndr: OK, I didn't get that first part, but . . .
Tre: Your cars ain't got no style! Man, I got side skirts, a spoiler, sweet hood...and you got a old clunker wit a wing. Me and my boys are rockin this look all over DBCC. You know you're jealous.
Fndr: This is a test mule. I built it to, you know, be fast.
Tre: In a straight line. You got all that funky heavy stuff in there, like those metal bars. And you bolted a fire extinguisher to the floor? You need to put that car on a diet.
Fndr: Yes, and I'm sure you're using lightweight speakers in that monstrosity of yours.
Tre: Aw, naw, oh no you didn't! Step off, man, I know karate!
Fndr: Um, yeah, and several other japanese words, I'm sure. Tell ya what, I'll do you a favor. We'll load up the trailers and head up to Maple Valley. In the mean time, I'm sure some of the guys have painted their cars to get ready for the season. We'll show off some stuff up at MV.
Tre: You're on, dawg.
Fndr: The name's...ah, forget it. Leave now, and I won't tell you what that character on your hood REALLY means.
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The twist!
Run Maple Valley. Also, show off any of the cars that you've painted. I'll set up a poll thread after we've had a few days to post our efforts. Show this ricer what for!